"Neighborhood Watch" Episode Guide

White Collar Neighborhood Watch
Season 3, Episode 12 Air Date:January 31, 2012

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The Con

Interesting Facts

Rats outnumber New Yorkers 10 to 1

Terrific Tweets

Character Information

The Bad Guy

Ben Ryan Commercial painter. Ben served 4 years at Five Points correctional facility for possession of stolen property.

Rebecca Ryan Professional dancer

Connor Bailey is Ben's partner. He got a job working for

Nazi Nonsense



"Oh, sexy tech talk, Inspector Gadget."

Inspector Gadget was an animated television series that revolves around the adventures of a clumsy, simple-witted detective with various bionic gadgets built into his body. The TV series was later made into a movie of the same name.

"I can't afford a third strike."

Three Strikes Laws are statutes enacted by state governments in the United States which require the state courts to impose a life sentence (usually with the possibility of parole) to persons who have been convicted of three or more serious criminal offenses.

"Um, darjeeling or oolong?"

Darjeeling and oolong are types of tea.

"Definitely a Sig Sauer P227... Or a Tony Award."

"Quinoa. It's delicious -- a super food."

Super foods are better known as fuctional foods. A Functional Food is a natural or processed food that contains known biologically-active compounds which when in defined quantitative and qualitative amounts provides a clinically proven and documented health benefit, and thus, an important source in the prevention, management and treatment of chronic diseases of the modern age.

"A nice beaujolais."

A wine made from Gamay grapes produced in the Beaujolais region of France.

"She made croque-monsieur. Oh, one with Gruyère, one sans."

A croque-monsieur is a hot ham and cheese grilled sandwich. It is typically made with either Emmental or Gruyère cheese.

"Oh, nine innings &mdash The same number as Dante's circles."

In Dante's Inferno, Dante describes nine circles of Hell. In each cicle, different sinners were condemned to burn based upon the severity of their crime. The nine circles are (in order of severity): Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, and Treachery.

"You know, if you play your cards right, your days of deviled ham may be coming to an end."

Referring to Peter's love of eating deviled ham while on a stakeout.

"You've been to Lompoc, you're guilty."

The Lompoc Federal Correctional Complex (FCC) consists of two main facilities: (1) FCI Lompoc - A low security Federal Correctional Institution housing male inmates. (2) USP Lompoc - A United States Penitentiary housing medium security male inmates. The USP has an adjacent satellite prison camp that houses minimum security male inmates.

"Your Sakhari Freedom Fighters have rebuffed me again."

Sakhari is a village in Badghis Province in north western Afghanistan.

"I am simply enjoying the Napoleonic tactics hidden in a game that some would call child's play."

Napoleon Bonaparte was a French military and political leader who rose to prominence during the latter stages of the French Revolution. As Napoleon I, he was Emperor of the French from 1804 to 1815. The game they are playing is RISK.

"Elizabeth is like a terrifying amalgamation of Danica Patrick and The Man from U.N.C.L.E."

Danica Patrick is the most successful woman in the history of American open-wheel racing, being the only woman to win in the IndyCar Series as well as holding the highest finish by a woman at the Indianapolis 500 of 3rd place. The Man from U.N.C.L.E." was a TV series that followed the exploits of two secret agents who worked for a fictitious secret international espionage and law-enforcement agency called U.N.C.L.E.

"Okay, first of all, lose the hands on the hips. You look like Wonder Woman."

Wonder Woman is a fictional character, a DC Comics superheroine created by William Moulton Marston.

"Oh, are you referring to my anti-Brooks Brothers vêtements?"

Brooks Brothers is the oldest men's clothier chain in the United States. They are well-known for their suits.

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Writer:Jeff F. King Director:Andrew McCarthy
Regulars Guest Stars
Neal Caffrey
Peter Burke
Elizabeth Burke
Clinton Jones
Diana Barrigan
Sara Ellis
Matt Bomer
Tim DeKay
Tiffani Thiessen
Willie Garrison
Sharif Atkins
Marsha Thomason
Hilarie Burton
Ben Ryan
Rebecca Ryan
Connor Bailey
Parole Officer
Sean Loomis
Joe Manganiello
Lola Glaudini
Will Chase
Tess Soltau
Chuck Cooper
Murphy Guyer

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